January 2010
37 posts
RIP Howard Zinn & J.D. Salinger.
It was a pleasure to share the earth in the same lifetime as you.
What people say about you is none of your business.
– Sean Stephenson
its easier for some of us i guess.
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Anonymous asked: You are the most elusive creature I have ever met. What accounts for that?
aim conversation with alex
alex: you're like, a king who wears very tacky jewelry
yo: dont try to flatter me.
alex: i can imagine how that'd be flatterin'!
yo: talking to you is like watching a tree bleed.
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the church by my house
theres this church off fifth ave that also runs a school for children. when i ride by it, i can see the playground from the street. theres a blue swing set. a plastic yellow slide. a set of jungle swing bars. the wall outside the playground entrance is spotted blue and red and yellow and a whole myriad of colored hand prints. there’s hand painted childrens pictures of crucifixes, lambs, old...
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My cars finally fixed! peace out, suckas!
picture from the vault-sent to me by my friend avra a couple years back. thanks for the chuckles, bud.
have you ever gotten your hand stuck in a jar? it’s not too fun.
i need a housewife. apply to this position via email, thank you.
tips for single ladies →
“for when a man dances, he wants to dance.” so true.
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sorcha's dirty mouth
t: i can see that you have noticed the huge hole in the crouch of my jeans. are you going to ask me what happened?
s: what happened?
t: im getting fat! why the hell do you always have to draw attention to my insecurities?!
: cheerful laughter:
: pause:
t: for real though,i did the splits dancing to james brown. i didnt even notice until i was at work.
s: a small dick might fit in there.
t: i.ll call you wednesday for thai food.
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Dear David Bowie, →
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Out of damp and gloomy days, out of solitude, out of loveless words directed at...
– -Friedrich Nietzsche
this man rambles. that man talks. i am front and center, western waltz. -me
the sound of my own head being shaved is my all-time favorite song.
– jeffery mcdaniel
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